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Her left hand flitting between the BlackBerry and Starbucks cappuccino on the table before her, Julia Perez spoke with rising urgency into her cell phone at a shopping mall here one recent afternoon.

It's hard to pose for a family photo after a barracuda tries to eat off your arm. Luckily Koral Wira will recover from her fishing trip gone awry. She should totally mount that sucker on her wall. [Buzzfeed]

KATE Price has confided in her army of gay fans that she has been gagged from telling 'the truth' about her failed marriage to Peter Andre.

Our motto is "Happy homes make happy people." But do happy jail cells make happy inmates? Now, we've heard that Century Regional Detention Facility inmates aren't allowed to decorate their cells—a lesson Paris Hilton learned the hard way during her stint there in 2007, when her family photos were ripped off the wall by a guard. But since the "Pimp My Cell" online game lets players add everything from photos of Perez Hilton to a bouquet of flowers to an imaginary cell, we thought we'd do some armchair decorating for Lindsay.

Like any good decorator, we'll start by identifying the challenges with the space: Small size, no natural light (there's only one six-inch window) and blah walls. And consulting our archive of designer advice and product reviews, we'll take it all on. Read more ...